jenthesoprano:

I don’t know how all these teenagers sneak out at night I’m too lazy to even get out of bed

(Source: pinkandblueskiessss)

stevensmizel:

i get so mad when rich people have awful tastes in clothes, like please take advantage of your wealth

flipphones:

the most important thing i’ve learnt in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down